O peanut butter sandwich I saw stuck to a tree,
For what purpose could you possibly be
Mounted right there, stuck to a tree?
Peanut butter sandwich, you mystify me.
Did some young hooligan fasten you there
using the natural stickiness of PB?
Or perhaps some mystical voodoo force
leaves bread stuck there very firmly?
I'm pretty bad with poetry
and not that good with rhymes, you see.
But the point I'm trying to make here is
I saw a peanut butter sandwich, stuck to a tree.
