Saturday, September 29, 2007

For those of you who've played Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

Has anyone else noticed that Rouge the Bat is a little...jiggly? Not in the stereotypical video-game-female-jiggle manner, though--Rouge's bust is as unmoving and chaste as a bronzed nun (which is probably for the best, seeing as it's a frigging BAT). No, it's her ears. They just don't stop moving. Ever. To me, that's way creepier than the visual image I just gave myself of dipping a nun in molten bronze.

Basically I just wanted an excuse to say "Bronzed nun." I think that's my best simile ever.