UshankaUshanka: Did I tell you my plan for Fiji?
bladez740: no
UshankaUshanka: Okay, some background info
UshankaUshanka: Fiji has had four--FOUR--military coups in the last 19 years
UshankaUshanka: Every one is because someone thought the current government was either a) too racist or b) not racist enough
UshankaUshanka: The majority of Fiji's population is Hindu descendants of Indian slaves, but the majority of the government and economy are controlled by native Fijians.
UshankaUshanka: So, in the most recent coup this February
UshankaUshanka: The army/police chief, who is in charge of EVERY FIREARM IN THE COUNTRY, noticed that of the 1000 tracts of land the government gave away that year, 997 of them went to native Fijians.
UshankaUshanka: "That's pretty racist!" he thought. "I have all the guns and all the soldiers in the country, I should do something about this!"
UshankaUshanka: So he drew up a list of his demands
UshankaUshanka: and gave them to the prime minister saying that he had three weeks to comply or else the military/police forces would rebel and take over.
UshankaUshanka: In other words, he gave three weeks' warning before staging a coup.
UshankaUshanka: They knew three weeks in advance that he was going to attack them. They had three weeks to prepare.
UshankaUshanka: And yet he still succeeded in taking over the country.
UshankaUshanka: But he's not much better
UshankaUshanka: like, lynching people and stuff
UshankaUshanka: So the way I see it, I should take over Fiji. It can't be too hard if you can stage a coup with three weeks' warning, right?
UshankaUshanka: I'll kick everyone out, deport them to Antarctica or something.
UshankaUshanka: And I won't let them back in until they can prove that they can play nice.